Lonely Author: My First Pedicure

“You never had a pedicure?” Stunned, my wife and daughter stared at me. Maybe the Chimp needed to get in touch with his feminine side. Coming home from my doctor’s appointment, I journeyed into a beauty salon. To ignore the … Continue reading

Changes to Lonely Author

Lonely Author wants to thank everyone for putting up with his six week Lovefest. Also, sending special thanks to everyone who encouraged me with my Devil Girl Diaries. During the past six weeks I have posted twice a day six … Continue reading

Lonely Author: More Top Ten Marriage Courses For Men (If You Want A Happy Marriage)

Staying with the love theme, Lonely Author wants to share a little of his Cupidities. Due to the overwhelming enrollment for the Fall Marriage classes, there have been some new courses added to the Spring semester. Ladies here is your … Continue reading

Lonely Author Tells All in his new tell all book entitled “Tell All.”

Yes, staying with the “Love theme” Lonely Author has decided to pen a “Tell-All.”  Never a smoocher & teller, the time has come to spill the beans in hopes of earning some bread. As you can see, Mother Lonely Author … Continue reading

Lonely Author For President: Let’s Make America Pretty Darn Good Again

Sorry for the sloppiness in my post. There was quite a bit of static on my cell phone when my friend suggested the perfect post to start 2016 with a bang; presidential erections. Start the Pomp and Circumstance Yes, after … Continue reading

A Modern Day Response to the 12 Days of Christmas

A Modern Day Response to the 12 Days of Christmas Day 1 Dear True Love, Thank you for the sweet gift of a partridge in a pear tree. It was romantic and thoughtful. Can’t wait to see you again. Signed … Continue reading