Lonely Author Anniversary (The One)

Lonely Author Anniversary (The One) The One One year ago this Chimp was snared in the WordPress Matrix to write and inspire but one year later his insanity has just begun No I cannot fly My name is not Neo … Continue reading

The Spy Who Loves You

The Spy Who Loves You I sauntered into the royal casino so grand me a tuxedo chimp so suave and debonair prepared for a night of dangerous espionage cause scoundrels were lurking everywhere I studied the environment to make my … Continue reading

Lonely Author: My First Pedicure

“You never had a pedicure?” Stunned, my wife and daughter stared at me. Maybe the Chimp needed to get in touch with his feminine side. Coming home from my doctor’s appointment, I journeyed into a beauty salon. To ignore the … Continue reading

Changes to Lonely Author

Lonely Author wants to thank everyone for putting up with his six week Lovefest. Also, sending special thanks to everyone who encouraged me with my Devil Girl Diaries. During the past six weeks I have posted twice a day six … Continue reading

Lonely Author: More Top Ten Marriage Courses For Men (If You Want A Happy Marriage)

Staying with the love theme, Lonely Author wants to share a little of his Cupidities. Due to the overwhelming enrollment for the Fall Marriage classes, there have been some new courses added to the Spring semester. Ladies here is your … Continue reading

Lonely Author Tells All in his new tell all book entitled “Tell All.”

Yes, staying with the “Love theme” Lonely Author has decided to pen a “Tell-All.”  Never a smoocher & teller, the time has come to spill the beans in hopes of earning some bread. As you can see, Mother Lonely Author … Continue reading